Archive for April, 2008

This Song Dedicated to “The Driver of the Wartabago”

What Are Your Plans For Your Stimulation Check?

Soon if you are eliglible you will be recieving your Economic Stimulis Check, what are your plans for the money. 

Parts is Parts and Plumin is Plumin

Lets get one thing STRAIGHT and lets get it there in a hurry.  For those of you who have failed 2nd grade Anatomy.  If you are born with a cock and an apple bag you are a guy.  If you are born with a vagina you are a girl. 

 It is IMPOSSIBLE for a man to get pregnant but it is possible for a woman to get pregnant.  If you are somewhere in the middle say…..for instance……some tool who was born a woman and still is a woman from the waist down ……YOU ARE NOT A F*&%^&G MAN.  Listen up Oprah!

The freak on a leash tool box who claims to be a man is not a man,  enough of this country’s obsession with and glorification of gays and trans-whatever people.  Unlike Leno I offer no and will not be saying “I’m Sorry” to the small and insignificant of population of gays.

The Greatest Baseball Play……EVER!

Since Basball season officially started yesterday in Michigan I decided to post the single Greatest Play in Baseball History.