Pipes and Drums Site Now Up And Running

For all things Pipe and Drum related check out the Fire Department Pipes and Drums site:  http://firepiper.wordpress.com

 Enjoy,

Hooligan

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Hooligan

American Airlines Gets The HOOLIGAN Seal of Approval….Well Done

American Airlines unveiled a new container used to transport the bodies of our fallen men and women who served our country.Soldiers such as 22-year-old Roger Suarez, who died in Iraq in December, is one of dozens whose remains are transported through Miami International Airport every year. The soldiers caskets are usually transported in a regular container, but American Airlines has introduced a new container that will only be used for fallen soldiers. “I think to have it done in a dignified manner, as opposed to moving it like cargo, means a lot to folks,” said George Hazy of American Airlines.

A number of federal agencies along with American Airlines took part in the new change. “It was basically a joint effort between American Airlines, the airport authority, as well as Miami-Dade Police,” said Hazy.

The new 4-foot high by 8-foot long container has an American flag along with decals of the five military branches: Air force, Coast Guard, Navy, Marine Corps and Army. The handful of workers from the airline, who put it together, say it was an honor to take part in the project. “It’s the least we could have done for them,” said Manuel Ocasio.

Miami is one of five U.S. cities that use this type of container. American Airlines says it will let any air carrier use it to transport fallen soldiers.

Dear Tim,

I received a rather obnoxious response to my post yesterday about the back woods sheep raping, sister molesting, date rapists known as the Westboro Baptist church, from none other than Tim Phelps who will now be referred to as “Tiny Cock Timmy.”  If you did not see it I will post it word for word here unedited for your viewing pleasure:

It is amazing to see how little respect you “heroes” have for freedoms as soon as you are required to see or hear words on a public platform that you don’t like.

Here’s a plan … if you hate the freedoms that america stands for, why don’t you leave america? If the only way you can stand freedoms is if they all are in agreement with your idols, then you are the very opposite of free-thinkers. At Westboro Baptist Church, we only have one rule: What does God require of us? In this instance, God requires us to cry against your alter of “worship fire-fighters, cuz they’re heroes”.

Firefighters are filthy sinners, who arrogate to themselves pompous status in the communities of this nation, and demand everyone bow down to their “hero” status. Too bad, you violent thugs. We won’t bow down, and we will tell you what God has to say about you.

Fire fighters are doomed! America is doomed! It’s too late to pray!

Now,  I have held out posting on this for a little over 24 hours with the hope that perhaps I could somehow wrangle in that deep dark black Irish rage that makes me who I am.  Instead of lashing out violently, and not that far deep inside I am a violent person, I wanted to take a more tactful approach as much as it pains me.  I will respond point by point to “Tiny Cock Timmy.”

It is amazing to see how little respect you “heroes” have for freedoms as soon as you are required to see or hear words on a public platform that you don’t like.

HOOLIGAN SAYS:   Its funny but really no one has heard your words or seen your signs at a funeral…..do you want to know why “Tiny Cock Timmy?”  I will tell you because of a very passionate and faithful bunch that hold the greatest Flag of the greatest Nation on the planet…….I think you know them, they are the PATRIOT GUARD.  You may not know their faces because in an odd twist of irony they make you, and your kool aid swilling pig pokers, look at their asses the whole time they are blocking you and your signs with the AMERICAN Flag.  Coincidentally, your signs are a rainbow color……is that not the adopted symbol for a gay lifestyle???   You may want to go with a nice flat black with white letters.  What says “I am a total hetero” better than black and white???  I mean,  you honestly want people to take you serious when your holding a rainbow sign???  You can quickly identify heroes for future reference….they have headstones above them and there are cemeteries full of them.  Never in my Professional career have I asked anyone to call me a hero and I promptly correct those who wish to over romanticize the work I and so many like me do in this country.

Here’s a plan … if you hate the freedoms that america stands for, why don’t you leave america? If the only way you can stand freedoms is if they all are in agreement with your idols, then you are the very opposite of free-thinkers.

HOOLIGAN SAYS:  “Tiny Cock Timmy” that is not a plan that’s more of a suggestion your not real smart for a former lawyer.  Make no mistake, I love the freedom America affords me, I never said I hated but then again I don’t abuse it either….. like your group pushing the threshold of what really is one of our freedoms.  You protest at funerals of young men and women who have died with the American Flag sewn to their shoulders who fight for you to say really dumb things you must make your mommy proud….. or aunt….. what do you call someone who is both your mother and aunt and if indeed there is a name for the woman whose inbreed tainted womb you slithered from,  does she also molest goats…..honestly tell me does any thing good come from Kansas?     

At Westboro Baptist Church, we only have one rule: What does God require of us? In this instance, God requires us to cry against your alter of “worship fire-fighters, cuz they’re heroes”.

HOOLIGAN SAYS: Again “Tiny Cock Timmy” you have it all wrong, your rule is actually a question.  I recommend strongly that you enroll in a community college or even an adult education program so you can better differentiate what you are writing.  Again (this time pretend I am talking like Forest Gump “You are not a smart man”) If God wanted you to commit mass suicide would you??  Because I know what I am going to pray for before bed if your answer is yes.  If your answer truly is yes, congratulations you may now take your reserved spot in line with Heavens Gate, Jim Jones and the rest of the parasitic bottom feeders who dine on feeble minded followers incapable of free and original thought.  Lets get one thing straight, because I know living in the plains must have twisted your mind, there is no altar for fire fighter worship.  If there was an altar however I know for a fact it would have a Guinness Tap mounted to it……one can dream right?

Firefighters are filthy sinners, who arrogate to themselves pompous status in the communities of this nation, and demand everyone bow down to their “hero” status. Too bad, you violent thugs. We won’t bow down, and we will tell you what God has to say about you.

HOOLIGAN SAYS:  Wow, Please do tell me what God has to say about us? That’s a challenge in case you missed it “Tiny Cock Timmy” for every verse of scripture you come up with I promise you I can come up with 2 to discount it.  We can go King James, NIV, NAS choose your version and lets dance.  You remind me of a group of people we all love to hate,  who take their Holy Book and twist it around (mostly due to ignorance) and then vomit forth scripture to back their fringe socially inept ideologies on the rest of the world…..betcha don’t know who I am talking about do you??  Do you ever wander out of the wheat fields of Kansas?  Violent Thugs???  You will have to explain this one to me in greater detail and don’t be afraid to use your big boy words.

 Fire fighters are doomed! America is doomed! It’s too late to pray!

HOOLIGAN SAYS:  Ok there Chicken Little have a smoke change your “Pon” and chill your sounding awful “Doomsday”.  What flavor of Kool Aid do you plan on going with??? 

HOOLIGAN ALSO SAYS:  There is a fancy little button on your keyboard that says shift its a great tool that makes little letters into big ones also known as Capital letters, when you write America in your letter sometimes you capitalize sometimes you don’t…..you really need to think about those classes I recommended earlier.  I give you D for your letter. 

P.S. Suck it!!

UN-F*&%#ING-REAL!!!!

I have just learned that the Westboro Baptist Church will be protesting at the 26th Annual National Fallen Fire Fighters Memorial in Emmitsburg, MD.  A quote from their website states: “We most certainly must thank God for every dead fire fighter and pray for many more.”

I have no doubt that the Brothers that form the  ”Sea of Blue” and the wailing of the pipes and drums and will shield the family members eyes and ears from the disgusting display.

 UNREAL!

Michigan’s New Taxes

I take comfort in the fact that the State of Michigan will be bailed out of its current Titanic style sinking by taxing the yet untapped resource of Baby Shoe Bronzing.  I have but one question though….with Massage therapy now under the new tax structure will a “Happy Finish” be taxed as well????

Michigan Legislature needs an enema.