You know the person, you know you do, the one who will not leave well enough alone and let you drink in peace. The one who is always shouting in the middle of a group of people “Lets do a shot” or “Chug that beer”. You see there is one in every crowd at every social event and although they THINK they are being the life of the party they are actually just pissing people off.
The days of forced beer or forced shots, childish high school drinking games and general “Party Foul” behavior are over. Its time to put that crap behind you. Pack it in the same trunk you packed away your stone washed jeans, your Iron Maiden t-shirt and your mullet. We are all adults and can moderate our booze consumption accordingly if you don’t like the fact I am not drinking to your standard you have one of two options:
1. Leave
2. We can step outside and work it out.
I left college and the frat parties a long time ago and have no desire to deal with overgrown frat wanabees and the last time I was told to drink something and I actually listened I was 6 and the drink was Tang.
